Elephant. Jack lope. Elope. Hmm… You are probably just as confused as we were while typing this out… But it makes sense, right?
What do you get when you cross a giant elephant with a small jack lope? An Eljack? A Jack “E” Lope? Elope! That’s it!!
According to Webster’s dictionary, the term “elope” means: “To escape privately, from the place or station to which one is bound by duty; - Two people, either married or unmarried, who runs away with a partner or a sweetheart.”
Now… We don’t know about you, but this seems too good to be true.
& Quite frankly it is…
HOWEVER- At Broken Horn Ranch there is no need to stress…. Just bring the dress!!!
Quite literally. We have incredible vendors who have partnered up with us to allow YOU the opportunity to Elope with your sweetie.
Photographer? Check! Haley Dawn Photography is there in a flash, ready to snap! Pictures that is… silly!
Videography? We’ve got that too! Ace Productions will guarantee you can even see the detail in the L… “ACE” on your dress with their cutting edge video and editing skills.
You need a cake? Unita Mowry, with You Need A cake will meet ALL your cake needs with a gourmet “naked” cake that then gets flowers added to it. Haven’t booked within the hour because you need flowers? You might as well just book today then, because Lilies and Lace Floral will create a beautiful bouquet, boutonniere, center pieces, additional floral for your wedding cake, and a simple arbor piece! Plus, any and ALL floral needs from there! Worried your minimal number of guests will starve? There are light refreshments provided in the elegant elopement package for up to a 100 guests!
Not sure how it’s all going to go? No worries… You ALSO get use of a day of planner while there… Plus ceremony and reception music!
It might take some convincing the sweetie to host a FULL wedding with all the extra things… Although, there’s no need to convince the sweetie about this one, because you even get a 1-hour rehearsal/walk through at an earlier date!
We have just opened up two NEW 2020 elegant elopement dates in November!
We know, you just can’t contain yourself with excitement now!
You WILL finally be able to not only get out of the house, but you’re now going to get married after all thanks to Broken Horn Ranch’s Elegant Elopement Package!!!
So, if you have stuck around long enough, you’ll know that there is absolutely NO relation to a jack lope or even an elephant to an elopement…
However, you will get an elephant of a wedding for a jack lope of a price! (That’s BIG and small for those of us who are still dreaming of biting into that handmade, gourmet cake!)
So, please call us at 405-757-9454 or even shoot us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org